Unisex Don't Fart Tee
We've all done it. And for some it may have been more severe than expected. Why not let everyone else around you understand the fears that come with a high fiber, high protein diet and squats? Think of this like the "Be Kind, Please Rewind" labels you saw on the VHS tapes at Blockbuster (did I just make it clear on my age?) - this is just letting everyone know you understand, you've been there, and we'll all keep clearance for safety and risks of being smoked out.
Here are the measurements so you can make sure this message fits you as best as possible, keep in mind this is a crazy soft and comfortable jersey knit tee shirt so you'll be wearing it A LOT.
** It is recommended to launder in cold water, with like-fabrics and either line dry or tumble dry on low to minimize risk of shrinking. I mean ... it's 100% cotton ... so just beware!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 | 10.39 |
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
We've all done it. And for some it may have been more severe than expected. Why not let everyone else around you understand the fears that come with a high fiber, high protein diet and squats? Think of this like the "Be Kind, Please Rewind" labels you saw on the VHS tapes at Blockbuster (did I just make it clear on my age?) - this is just letting everyone know you understand, you've been there, and we'll all keep clearance for safety and risks of being smoked out.
Here are the measurements so you can make sure this message fits you as best as possible, keep in mind this is a crazy soft and comfortable jersey knit tee shirt so you'll be wearing it A LOT.
** It is recommended to launder in cold water, with like-fabrics and either line dry or tumble dry on low to minimize risk of shrinking. I mean ... it's 100% cotton ... so just beware!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 | 10.39 |
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
We've all done it. And for some it may have been more severe than expected. Why not let everyone else around you understand the fears that come with a high fiber, high protein diet and squats? Think of this like the "Be Kind, Please Rewind" labels you saw on the VHS tapes at Blockbuster (did I just make it clear on my age?) - this is just letting everyone know you understand, you've been there, and we'll all keep clearance for safety and risks of being smoked out.
Here are the measurements so you can make sure this message fits you as best as possible, keep in mind this is a crazy soft and comfortable jersey knit tee shirt so you'll be wearing it A LOT.
** It is recommended to launder in cold water, with like-fabrics and either line dry or tumble dry on low to minimize risk of shrinking. I mean ... it's 100% cotton ... so just beware!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 | 10.39 |
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size